Second Life? No, Second Hell!!!

08 07 2007

This link points to a cartoon of the German computer magazine c't - many know the Heise newsticker, perhaps. It's showing a devil and his wife, the devil playing a game on his computer and his wife saying: "Tell me, isn't this game finally getting boring for you? You've been already playing that silly game Second Hell for over 4.5 billion years now."


How to be a Cyber Lovah

05 07 2007

Well, this is not about SL per se, but this parody is still funny and covers a topic that could happen that way in SL, too. So just give it a try, it is worth some laughs at least. Herb Zipper rules!


I am Anakin Skywalker

18 04 2007

Just did a fun test at a website, and look what I've found out about myself:

Well, that explains, why I enjoy so much running through Second Life as Barth Vader! The force is with me! And now bow before your master... bwahaha!


Evolution never happened

06 04 2007

Only in America: Evolution has never happened. The proof? It's in every jar of peanut butter! Don't believe it? Just watch this video!



April jokes time, folks!

01 04 2007
Today is the 1st of April and that means: time for April jokes! I've found the first SL related today already in the Second Life Herald. To quote it:

In a cross-border caper organized in the wee hours of Saturday morning by otakup0pe Neumann of libsecondlife, notorious griefer Plastic Duck and infamous blogger antagost Prokofy Neva were married at a brief ceremony on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.

[...]

Asked why Plastic Duck, whose RL name is Patrick Sapinski, suddenly switched from griefing and stalking and poking a stick at Prokofy, who has furiously exposed his antics in lenghty blog blasts, to wooing the 50-year-old single mother of two, Duck said, "I've never had a mother's love."

BWAHAHAHA!


Introducing the Apple iRack!

18 03 2007
Ok, this has got nothing to do really with SL, but it was too funny to bypass, so here is the Mad TV parody: Apple introducing the iRack!

Nice freebies

06 03 2007
The Second Life Herald ran an interesting article how to look good with freebies (and nearly freebies) with many pictures included and landmarks to the points. Definitely worth a read when you're short on money, don't want to buy it, but want to look good!

Three kinds of death

04 01 2007
He're is a funny quote from there:
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. -- Guy Almes
Well, not only means being off the network "death" to an avatar, but also lost money, if someone wants to do business, of course!

1st Life

31 12 2006
In the infamous Heise Forums there is a humorous post about the advantages (and disadvantages) of 1st Life! The author praises the perfect framerate, that dates feel much more realistic and so on. A very funny read, it is available here, in German only. For a rough translation in English just try this.

How many Linden Lab employees does it take to change a light bulb?

30 12 2006
A funny joke found in the profile of Top Tank:
How many Linden Lab employees does it take to change a light bulb? [scroll down] Answer: Please, everyone, be patient, we're doing the best we can, it's not fun for us either, check the blog for updates, and in the mean time, here's our Torley with "10 Super Fun Things To Do in the Dark!"
Sadly there's much truth in it.

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