Three kinds of death

He’re is a funny quote from there:

There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network. — Guy Almes

Well, not only means being off the network „death“ to an avatar, but also lost money, if someone wants to do business, of course!

1st Life

In the infamous Heise Forums there is a humorous post about the advantages (and disadvantages) of 1st Life! The author praises the perfect framerate, that dates feel much more realistic and so on. A very funny read, it is available here, in German only. For a rough translation in English just try this.

How many Linden Lab employees does it take to change a light bulb?

A funny joke found in the profile of Top Tank:

How many Linden Lab employees does it take to change a light bulb?

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Answer: Please, everyone, be patient, we’re doing the best we can, it’s not fun for us either, check the blog for updates, and in the mean time, here’s our Torley with „10 Super Fun Things To Do in the Dark!“

Sadly there’s much truth in it.