Bart in SL - Fun

Newest trend: shoes with builtin toes (gasps)!

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:46:35 +0200

This here seems to be the newest trend: since the standard avatar mesh looks just plain right ugly at the feet some shoe designers started now building shoes with builtin, more naturally looking toes. This looks like this here then:

Quite an improvement, if you're asking me. I wonder if those are going to sell very well... a very nice idea.

RL griefers

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Wed, 21 May 2008 11:11:33 +0200

Well, we all know griefers way too good in Second Life, especially their flying objects, like penises and such. Now in real life a flying penis was around when Garry Kasparov was holding a speech in Moscow. Take a look at the video:

Got moobs?

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:23:55 +0200

This is how recently my rich, genuine Second Life experience has been:

Nice, hu?

Cleaning your cache and relogging might help then.

Some people...

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:29:49 +0100

Just a conversation I heared in open chat somewhere:

[8:28] XW: scroll
[8:28] sM: scroll down yer cock?
[8:28] sM: is the cum german?
[8:28] XW: yea
[8:29] sM: oh fucking hitler then
[8:29] XW: yea
[8:29] sM: good
[8:29] sM: then i have to kick yer ass a bit
[8:29] sM: not too much to kick tho

Nice, isn't it???

Our Lindens...

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 14:07:21 +0100

Our Lindens, who art in the Labs,
Hallowed be thy prims.
Thy Grid-dom come, thy will be done,
On sims, as it is in the preview,
Give us this day our daily crash,
And forgive us our spammery.
As we forgive those, who grief against us
Deliver us from the n00bie ones.
And lead us not into nakie places.

Amen.

Quote of the day

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:31:55 +0200

Just something that happened on a public group channel in Second Life today:

[2007/10/04 14:07] Dreamland ACS: there have been serious problems with last upgrade .. already done 2 rolling restarts of all sims
[2007/10/04 14:07] Dreamland ACS: the entire grid has more lag and slow rezzing
[2007/10/04 14:07] Stevie Superior: Welcome to the Land of Lindens!
[2007/10/04 14:09] Dreamland ACS: it never fails .. new upgrade .. more problems .. lower performance
[2007/10/04 14:09] Keila Forager: yeah, but I haven't upgraded yet...LOL

Nifty, right?

Interesting profiles #7

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:02:18 +0200

This is the profile of a female avatar:

Looking to have fun plain and simple.
Keep your drama to yourself as I will drop you like yesterdays news

Nothing fancy, but it shows you what you can expect quite clearly.

Interesting profiles #6

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 07:21:13 +0200

Here's one from a male who seems to have the need to recover some missed time:

Remember me?... I'm that guy you knew in highschool and thought was cute but never asked you out.....well I was kind of shy back then but thought you were cute too....kind of loss track of you after highschool but never stopped thinking of you...maybe you're here in SL...

*SL SPECIAL* FREE UNLIMITED CUDDLING AND MORE - JUST ASK

Dudeism - the answer for everything

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:24:49 +0200

Dudeism - the answer for everything. Interesting church...

Interesting profiles #4

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:32:48 +0200

Also a way to make Lindens:

drop really expensive inventory items below.
Thank you in advance for all your things!

Second Life? No, Second Hell!!!

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:06:56 +0200

This link points to a cartoon of the German computer magazine c't - many know the Heise newsticker, perhaps. It's showing a devil and his wife, the devil playing a game on his computer and his wife saying: "Tell me, isn't this game finally getting boring for you? You've been already playing that silly game Second Hell for over 4.5 billion years now."

How to be a Cyber Lovah

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:00:14 +0200

Well, this is not about SL per se, but this parody is still funny and covers a topic that could happen that way in SL, too. So just give it a try, it is worth some laughs at least. Herb Zipper rules!

I am Anakin Skywalker

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:57:28 +0200

Just did a fun test at a website, and look what I've found out about myself:

Well, that explains, why I enjoy so much running through Second Life as Barth Vader! The force is with me! And now bow before your master... bwahaha!

Evolution never happened

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:00:37 +0200

Only in America: Evolution has never happened. The proof? It's in every jar of peanut butter! Don't believe it? Just watch this video!

April jokes time, folks!

nospam@example.com (Bartholomew Gallacher) — Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:02:33 +0200

Today is the 1st of April and that means: time for April jokes! I've found the first SL related today already in the Second Life Herald. To quote it:

In a cross-border caper organized in the wee hours of Saturday morning by otakup0pe Neumann of libsecondlife, notorious griefer Plastic Duck and infamous blogger antagost Prokofy Neva were married at a brief ceremony on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls.
[...]
Asked why Plastic Duck, whose RL name is Patrick Sapinski, suddenly switched from griefing and stalking and poking a stick at Prokofy, who has furiously exposed his antics in lenghty blog blasts, to wooing the 50-year-old single mother of two, Duck said, "I've never had a mother's love."

BWAHAHAHA!