That’s life; I was looking for nothing in particular and stumbled upon a small writing called “Houseplants of Gor” in a forum. In short it is a parody of Norman’s writing style and philosophy at all, quite funny to read. So, here we go:
The spider plant cringed as its owner brought forth the watering can. “I am a spider plant!” it cried indignantly. “How dare you water me before my time! Guards!” it called. “Guards!”
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